It is wrong to find any person more attractive than any other person. By finding the people on top more attractive, you have thin shamed the people on the bottom. Likewise if you found the ones on bottom more attractive, you are obviously a fat shamer. If you find any female more attractive than any other, at any point, for any reason, you are a misogynist. To be a decent, politically correct, progressive person, you are contractually obligated to find ALL women attractive regardless of size, shape, color, personality, intelligence, genitalia (you must find a woman attractive whether she has a penis, vagina, neither, or both), or any other trait. You also must be willing to have full intercourse with them if they want (and if you don’t want to, you’re a misogynist and a (something)phobe) and you are required to call them the next morning and take them out for breakfast. A vegan breakfast.
Are you a misogynist? I think you might be.

It is wrong to find any person more attractive than any other person. By finding the people on top more attractive, you have thin shamed the people on the bottom. Likewise if you found the ones on bottom more attractive, you are obviously a fat shamer. If you find any female more attractive than any other, at any point, for any reason, you are a misogynist. To be a decent, politically correct, progressive person, you are contractually obligated to find ALL women attractive regardless of size, shape, color, personality, intelligence, genitalia (you must find a woman attractive whether she has a penis, vagina, neither, or both), or any other trait. You also must be willing to have full intercourse with them if they want (and if you don’t want to, you’re a misogynist and a (something)phobe) and you are required to call them the next morning and take them out for breakfast. A vegan breakfast.

Are you a misogynist? I think you might be.

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